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Interviewer: That's a good question. You seem gay...but you always have all of these stories about girls...and pools... but are they true??
Craig: Well, since you asked, I'll tell you that I made them all up.
Int: Why did you tell them to people then?
Cra: I thought it would get me friends that I could hit on.
Int: Did it work?
Cra: I thought so, but they don't seem too interested.
Int: That's too bad. Have you ever thought of going after girls?
Cra: Yes, but they all think I'm a jerk. Actually...
Int: What?
Cra: There was one named Christa who I think really likes me.
Int: Why?
Cra: Because she hung up on me one time when we were talking on the phone.
Int: Have there been any other girls that you think did like you?
Cra: Plenty. But, people say that they don't actually like me...but I think they're wrong. They just don't want to admit that all the girls prefer me. They're just jealous of my incredible personality and good looks.
Int: Do you think highly of yourself?
Cra: Nope. It's only the truth. Sometimes, I tell people that I don't like how I look, even though I do, and then they give me compliments and it boosts my ego.
Int: So, do you ever do this to guys, to get the same kind of attention?
Cra: I try but some of my friends just decide to kick my ass when I say that.
Int: And what do you do when this happens?
Cra: I enjoy it.
Int: I understand. So, are you doing anything later tonight?
Cra: What do you have in mind?
Int: Oh, I don't know... maybe another interview...more in depth...maybe a photo shoot.
Cra: Sounds good to me. What time do you want me to come to your house?
Int: What's wrong with right now?
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